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  • lee leee
    lee leee10 napja

    Not having kids are ok, but not having dogs, nope

  • Zane Frohn
    Zane Frohn24 napja

    I watched it

  • B Skiez
    B Skiez27 napja

    So who was driving then? Chris Hansen didn't think this through did he🤔🤣🙄😢🙃

  • Some Person
    Some PersonHónapja

    Me as a kid: *clicks faster than the speed of light*

  • ian Gutierres
    ian GutierresHónapja

    anyone wonder how is the van going perfect on the curved road with no driver?

  • YaBoiDiamond247
    YaBoiDiamond2472 hónapja

    I don't remember her with green clothes

  • Eulalio
    Eulalio2 hónapja

    2:38 quien manejaba la camioneta xd

  • TheoNumberZero
    TheoNumberZero2 hónapja

    Should we keep the kids? Execute order 66

  • 0verVurse
    0verVurse2 hónapja

    *Title* Kid: That sign cant stop me I cant read

  • Trxly.MurdererYT
    Trxly.MurdererYT2 hónapja

    Good thing I’m not a children 😳😳🥶🥴🥴😀😝😝😅😝😝😝👏🍳😃😬😃😀👊😅👊👊😎👊🙄🥶😂🥶🍏😀

  • just erica
    just erica2 hónapja

    I'm 10 years old i wachet this 😐🤨

  • Average Freedom Enjoyer

    Average Freedom Enjoyer

    2 hónapja


  • Average Freedom Enjoyer

    Average Freedom Enjoyer

    2 hónapja


  • sabwo
    sabwo3 hónapja

    Wasn't that first one a tweet?

  • Patty Higginbotham
    Patty Higginbotham3 hónapja

    I say throw away kids

  • Lasse Henriksen
    Lasse Henriksen3 hónapja

    I would never have kids. I dont wanna spend a decade being screamed at feeling like garbage for not being good enough

  • Bieu zorrpu no video
    Bieu zorrpu no video3 hónapja

    Lion her

  • Tyla Decuis
    Tyla Decuis3 hónapja

    Whan I turn 18 years old My dad: 1:45

  • Jeremy Jackson
    Jeremy Jackson3 hónapja

    That sign can't stop cause I can't read!

  • Cassius Roman
    Cassius Roman3 hónapja

    ooo i whached it

  • memes or not memes
    memes or not memes3 hónapja

    I am a child and I am watching this

  • Average Freedom Enjoyer

    Average Freedom Enjoyer

    2 hónapja

    Cringe, no one cares

  • Débora Lobato
    Débora Lobato3 hónapja

    bro, did no one noticed that one of the kids are blonde? the mother is red-haired and the dad is black-haired. if i wrote wrong, sorry, I'm brasilian ;-; 🇧🇷

  • Rick V
    Rick V3 hónapja

    I'd adopt their kids

  • Tawhid Chowdhury
    Tawhid Chowdhury3 hónapja

    The Chronicle of Wardrobe lion

  • diggitydog bruh
    diggitydog bruh3 hónapja

    I knew that would be the joke

  • Annette Leon
    Annette Leon3 hónapja

    That dog is cute. 🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🐶🐾🦴

  • Leon Shapiro
    Leon Shapiro3 hónapja

    i kid and i still watch

  • Freehugz ForLife
    Freehugz ForLife3 hónapja

    Mashup = repost

  • Ultron 55
    Ultron 553 hónapja

    oh i'm watching this

  • pickle gaming
    pickle gaming3 hónapja

    I did not listen to the title

  • -Cotton Cloud-
    -Cotton Cloud-3 hónapja

    Me: (a kid) *clicks*

  • TrafficConeMemes
    TrafficConeMemes4 hónapja

    obligatory I cant read comment

  • Ashton Reyes
    Ashton Reyes4 hónapja

    Why is Aslan featured in this?

  • Peach Pie
    Peach Pie4 hónapja

    Jokes on you im seven years old and it’s nine minutes past my bedtime

  • vanessa ong
    vanessa ong4 hónapja

    Ummm yea i watched all of this in a compilation sooooo suck it

  • Dutch Van der linde
    Dutch Van der linde4 hónapja

    Ha beoch I'm 12 hahahaha

  • Grylloidea
    Grylloidea4 hónapja

    Children shouldn’t be watching this anyway.

  • E
    E4 hónapja

    I feel like this is re-uploaded.

  • LoveDose On YouTube
    LoveDose On YouTube4 hónapja

    Hey sweety do you think we are really for dog 🐶🐕 ✊🏼👊🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Syrene Anderson
    Syrene Anderson4 hónapja

    I’m a six year old on mommy’s acount an dis shit was fucking hilarios

  • Nostrodumbass
    Nostrodumbass4 hónapja

    Everyone in my apartment complex with kids somehow end up buying a house and 2 new cars??? Maybe me and my gf need to have an accident and use it like normal people.

  • Moon Maff
    Moon Maff4 hónapja

    "Children, Do Not Watch This" Sounds like a challenge!1

  • Bro Studios
    Bro Studios4 hónapja

    Oop guess I broke the rules

  • امیرمُحَمَّد بَخشی
    امیرمُحَمَّد بَخشی4 hónapja

    مرغی که انجیر میخوره نکش کجه

  • ꧁ツZizzy Piggy _ 3 0 0 1 2ツ꧂✔️
    ꧁ツZizzy Piggy _ 3 0 0 1 2ツ꧂✔️4 hónapja

    Where did lion comeing with from

  • Angel Sanchez
    Angel Sanchez4 hónapja

    This is the 900 comment

  • Gaming Viper2
    Gaming Viper24 hónapja

    Ik it would be a van.

  • Pencil
    Pencil4 hónapja

    Why should I nah I’m jk I’m a pre teen

  • Ingodai Melake
    Ingodai Melake4 hónapja

    Iam think iam see the video

  • Ingodai Melake
    Ingodai Melake4 hónapja


  • MRM
    MRM4 hónapja

    This is from 3 or 2 years ago

  • Aries Catanan
    Aries Catanan4 hónapja

    as a kid im offended

  • Ahmet Gaming
    Ahmet Gaming4 hónapja

    I just turnen into a teen ager

  • Vladimir Petrie
    Vladimir Petrie4 hónapja

    Ok I will.

  • CameronBallZ
    CameronBallZ4 hónapja

    To have, or not to have

  • pyro plays
    pyro plays4 hónapja

    2:20 I love this, the child turned out to be a child.

  • • Raffy Potato •
    • Raffy Potato •4 hónapja


  • SumptuousElk 74
    SumptuousElk 744 hónapja

    im a child :P

  • SBG animation
    SBG animation4 hónapja

    Title: "children, don't watch this" Me as a child: lol its a sign of watch it to me

  • Sunstar Burst
    Sunstar Burst4 hónapja

    Stephen Queen.. 🤔🤔

  • BigTestes
    BigTestes4 hónapja

    Wasn't this video made like a few years ago I remember seeing this exact same video before. Except the lion bit that's new

  • Tolkien Lover

    Tolkien Lover

    4 hónapja

    Yep that's how compilations work

  • Nicole Williams
    Nicole Williams4 hónapja

    I am on my mom's phone but Ii showed my friends your channel and they loved your videos keep up the good work👍👍

  • Ceveo Acrentos (Sithis)
    Ceveo Acrentos (Sithis)4 hónapja

    I just realized, after many many times viewing it, that in that first skit the daughter had blonde hair, but neither one of the parents did...

  • Ali ASD
    Ali ASD4 hónapja

    Teacher: the exam is easy Exam: 2:25

  • slider
    slider4 hónapja


  • Phoenix Shrum
    Phoenix Shrum4 hónapja

    Who else is a kid and clicked this bc it said kids don’t watch this

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    How many time do I have to say this *HUblack IS 13+ GO TO HUblack KIDS*

  • VZ_ 342
    VZ_ 3424 hónapja

    Dennis the Menace by third grade...

  • megadestroyer454
    megadestroyer4544 hónapja

    How does the car keep driving when the kid was sitting in the passenger seat?

  • Karl Galvez
    Karl Galvez4 hónapja

    Ur channel is messed up

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    Bruh it’s called *cyanide* and happiness THATS A POISON

    DILAN CARRILLO4 hónapja

    I’m a kid and I’m watching this and you can’t stop me

  • PinguPongu


    3 hónapja

    @Yosh Boi not with parental permission lol

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    How many time do I have to say this *HUblack IS 13+ GO TO HUblack KIDS*

  • Omi Tarappe
    Omi Tarappe4 hónapja

    Kids who watching this? 👇

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    How many time do I have to say this *HUblack IS 13+ GO TO HUblack KIDS*

  • roboluca YT
    roboluca YT4 hónapja

    Fun fact :that's just ketchup on the seat

  • Smash Blade64
    Smash Blade644 hónapja

    You know. I do not know what I was expecting.

  • Leandro M.
    Leandro M.4 hónapja

    Is there a single Cyanide and Happiness cartoon that kids should watch? Hahaha

  • :p
    :p4 hónapja

    Im 9 years old!

  • :p
    :p4 hónapja

    Fun fact: im a kid 🙂

  • AlekThink
    AlekThink4 hónapja

    One of kids became sad Larry

  • Aliyah davis
    Aliyah davis4 hónapja

    Stephen Queen’s The Book 😂

  • Eric Michael (承太郎的帽子)
    Eric Michael (承太郎的帽子)4 hónapja

    I understand this issue.

  • Sitara Khan Status
    Sitara Khan Status4 hónapja

    Awesome very nice 🌟👍

  • SoloCreed X
    SoloCreed X4 hónapja

    Who's driving the van?

  • Dogeofwar41
    Dogeofwar414 hónapja

    Lol too late title I already understand the *references*

  • KingToast
    KingToast4 hónapja

    0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57 0:57

  • Dylan Crowe
    Dylan Crowe4 hónapja


  • Micah Orr (Batman)
    Micah Orr (Batman)4 hónapja

    My reaction to last skit. Narnia! Wait a minute... Oh no.. Oh...Oh No No No.. Haha.. Nice.. Wait what?

  • Eggster AU
    Eggster AU4 hónapja

    Bro how do u get these voice actors?!

  • SquidBoi Studios
    SquidBoi Studios4 hónapja

    Do you really think that's gonna stop us?

  • Justcodfan -ish
    Justcodfan -ish4 hónapja

    Every child in a six mile radius: 👁👄👁

  • Osiel Ramirez
    Osiel Ramirez4 hónapja

    I'm a child watching this

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    How many time do I have to say this *HUblack IS 13+ GO TO HUblack KIDS*

  • Key key
    Key key4 hónapja

    If parents stop keeping their kid then no human is alive on earth because no one is trying to keep race alive

  • Chanokh Kaibe
    Chanokh Kaibe4 hónapja

    Did not see that coming...

  • Owen Parish
    Owen Parish4 hónapja

    How much subs can this comment get me? Currently on 0.... Edit - 0

  • Danhai Johnson
    Danhai Johnson4 hónapja

    The lion part was funny

  • ThoMass3630 #
    ThoMass3630 #4 hónapja

    about time you put that title no kids should watch these these are soooo mess up lol

  • Bay and linus plays
    Bay and linus plays4 hónapja

    Wow omgg

  • LatuLeviOwn
    LatuLeviOwn4 hónapja

    ExplosmEntertainment! If you have time, would you go to Memenade channel & look the "Channel Update" video. Could be something interesting...

  • Levi Madison
    Levi Madison4 hónapja

    Look at my language ˇㄨㄍㄙㄍㄛㄛㄛㄊㄊㄧㄧㄉㄨˇ

  • Fennec Draws
    Fennec Draws4 hónapja

    Monday Mashups are one of the only good parts of Monday's.

  • Jaime Jimenez
    Jaime Jimenez4 hónapja

    Kids: can’t live with them, can’t be alive because of them.

  • woodchips
    woodchips4 hónapja

    I'm a kid soo should I be watching them yes

  • woodchips


    4 hónapja

    @Yosh Boi Don't tell me what to do I've seen so much gore Even someone getting their head cut off

  • Yosh Boi

    Yosh Boi

    4 hónapja

    How many time do I have to say this *HUblack IS 13+ GO TO HUblack KIDS*

  • Travis M

    Travis M

    4 hónapja


  • Battleground
    Battleground4 hónapja

    Look like your running out of content

  • Capidareus
    Capidareus4 hónapja

    Theses are old videos